>>8 We Swedes are currently experiencing a collective hangover. It's terrifying and have left most of us in a state of national panic, our media doesn't know what to make of it so we're actually keeping it very quiet here. It doesn't help much that a major Danish invading force have brought most of us to our knees.
>>9 Oh I forgot to add; it seems like our neighbors in Finland has brought their wily cunning into the Danes master plans, Norway is just sitting on their ass doing nothing because they have oil and frankly don't give a single thought of what's going on outside their elongated country of theirs. Send help!
>>12 They're not sending us their prized petroleum. Come on be a pal Norway. You know, you'll scratch our backs and we'll scratch yours. That's how it usually is.